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BROWNEYESLINGINGMUD Don't Forget to post a comment or you will be batting last this week
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| Hey Mother Fuckers! The browneyes are 1 and 1 for the spring 2010 sesh. This site is going to be amazing again. There is some new shit on here, and well this year we will be down 3 of our key players...Keith,Scott, and Stirny. And by key players I mean shit-heads that dont know a softball bat from a double headed dildo. Well I'm gonna go Jack my Dick to some SCAT videos...bye bye.
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| Hey all cyber shit-slingers. The brown played their first game of the year and we lost to the shitheads named going deep. Next week is mary-achee night. We gonna be mexican as hell. oh and Marc, Greg and scott, the game is cancelled for next week so no need to show up. Everyone else the game is on as scheduled.
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| What up all you shit-heaving internet users. I'm glad you could take a break from surfing free porn sites, and videos of the peanut-butter jelly guy to see what the brown are up to. This year could be epic for the brown, if you define epic as drunk on a Tuesday night trying to sleep with some river rat at Bank-Lick tavern. We have a new member of the brown this year- Black Craig/Loud Craig is gonna be joining us for the spring sesh. Second game of the year is at 10:10. How should we dress???????? -Burt
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| Hey all, The site is all up to date. Check out the new video on the video page. So this week the Brown played a handful of assbags, and they handed us our assholes. We put up a good fight but it's tough to win when your "power" hitters go a combined 3-14. And one of those hits was a dropped pop-fly to the pitcher. We looked a little rusty in the field. I personally cannot stay in front of a groundball, Madill got burned, Glovface is lazy, and Keith is fat. We will Be back next week at 8:10 to spray shit-all over once again. Went out for stirny's b-day on Friday, Scott surprised me instead of hitting on a 16 year old he turned into one. Stirny hit on anyone with tits, and Keith stayed home with the kids. See you all in hell...go Canadiens!
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| Thanks to the shit-sack that runs Kolping our first game has had a one week delay. Thus, giving Stirny's shoulder some time to heal, Older Brother-Mastro to join the team, Nick to censor the site, and Brittney and Scott to get together and break up 423423 times before the start of the season. Anyway we reign hell for the first time of the year at 7:10 this Tuesday. I will be updating the site more regularly this year. So look for the videos and the updates. Peace I'm out and Keith is still Fat!...Burt Reynolds.
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| THE BROWN ARE 2-0 IN THE FALL SESH. AND WE ARE REIGNING HELL ON THE SOFT-BALL GODS AND GODESSES. ANYWAY SOMEONE SHOULD BE BLOWING THE SHIT OUT OF JAMES FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AFTER THE GAME HE HAD LAST NIGHT. YOU KNOW WE PLAYIN FOR DAT T-SHURT. SEE EVERYONE AT 1 OCLOCK FOR BRAUNZENFEST THIS SATURDAY BRING 10$ FOR THE KEG OR DONT WHATEVER WORKS BEST FOR YOU -BURT REYNOLDS
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| Hey bastards,
I haven't done much updating this year, but that is all about to change the whole site should be up to date. Check out the new pics,videos,schedule and hoepfully stats If i can convince nick to send them to me again. Also some DLK stuff on the video page enjoy bastards. Burt Reynolds
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| This year the brown got started by getting reamed by a bunch of grimus lookin' mutha-fuckas. We gonna make hoodies, and more t-shirts soon so if you want some let me know.-- Burt
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| Site has been updated for all you hardcore browneye fans out there. I can't fucking wait until this shit weather goes to hell where it came from so we can get some under-hand baseballing in. Anyway there is a new video up...which mainly consists of me getting drunk and everyone having some fun except for me. If you want shirts made yell at me to do them...if not i will still make them. Peace dudes and check out www.dirtylittlekids.com to see the band that nick, myself, and marc, greg, and ben have made...see ya at the bars bitches...and by bars i mean highway house every fucking friday and saturday...time for the wobbley H.
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| Sup bitces. What a shitty month for the brown, we have gone winless in the month of october. Plus we keep getting rained out like a mofo. Anyway Halloween party this Friday @ kevin and mollie's place gonna be da shit. Lot's of new shit hopefully before christmas for the brown, Scott and I got real drunk last night and decided we are gonna put some more effort into being full-time browneyes....we will see how long this frame of mind lasts.
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| Sorry for the lack of updates, the only thing i can say is i been busy gettin dome. Yeah bitch site is updated, and we should have a golf-night video up by the end of the noche. peace bitches.
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| Sup bitches, we have a 10:10 game this week, and we will be wearing construction uniforms, if any ladies out there reading this are into that come to KOLPING park, located in the "scrotal" area of cincinnati. DLK is rockin out hard these days, and we might be changin the name bury the living, to make fun of some gay band. PEEEP me at the game, word is bond son!
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| Yo bitches, big news that is somewhat browneye related. The DIRTY LITTLE KIDS reunion show is offically on. the 20th(saturday) at Ryan Madill's house. We're rockin out, and were drinking, and maybe seeing some 40 year old chesticles from the Highway House. Anywho, we are working our asses off to learn new songs, were gonna play a completely differnt set.......so we don't want to hear anyone who just got done sniffing glue in wal-mart's parking lot yelling for us to play All out war. We also added fellow browneye Joey Schwab to the line-up, and we now have a PA system and some loud fucking amps. check out the video for our first pratice in almost 4 years. Also we are playing underhand baseball this tuesday at 8:10. peace out fools
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| The brown are now a contender for the season ending cotton. also the brown are gonna be at joyce park next friday 8/11/06 to party the night away and have one last ride at the old bmx track. Things you should bring include: a tent, beer, a shovel(optional), your hot friends that are chicks, beer, and probably condoms.
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| yo bitches. The whole site has been updated, bios, pictures, fans, links, it's all updated. I didn't do it sooner because i was too busy getting wasted. I hope everyone can forgive me for not updating the site, which i do by myself on my own time, earlier....you ungreatful pricks. Well im out enjoy the 9:10 game this week, we need to dress up what we doing?
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| for all you browneye's out there that like to get loose and watch semi-grown men ride little kids bikes i've got an event for you. In two friday's ( 7/28/06) B. Reynolds and a few pals will be drinking/camping/building bike jumps at the rundown BMX track in Joyce park. That's right i said joyce park........were gonna light the place up, build a few jumps, drink a few beers. Then the following Friday we do it all over again, and this time we jump the jumps that we built the week before. See me at the game for more details.
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| sup biffs, Cuddlepants here to tell you that the brown have a game this tuesday at 9:10. Also check out the videos we beeen pumpin out on an almost weekly basis. All i can say is that i've had more fun, drank more beer, and felt more physically ill than i ever have in the last month thanks to being a browneye. Hopefully some more of the team will get in on the wildness that is an un-tamed browneye. bio's are all done, pics are all updated, i need a copy of the new schedule so someone bring their's to this weeks game. with love- Burt Reynolds
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| Yo all, we won dat shit this week, the D-league is now under the brown influence. I put a counter on the homepage to see how many fuckers go to the site. Site has been updated, any ideas for a new video?
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| sup all, I am in the process of updating the site's pictures but all the bio's are done now, and sbow, pow, and twib are all current. Summmer session starts this tuesday at 6:10, and i'll have a copy of the summer schedule up soon. Tuesday's game might be boring because nick wont be there, and i myself might not be there. so i guess it'll just be keith and madill drinking after the game. on a shittier note the games this week cost us da t-shirt, but the brown will pucker right back and spraay feces over any team that challenges us in the big bitch d-league. peep the new video, I heard a lot of people are enjoying it, if you wanna be in on the fun next time just party after the game and i'll film something either A: mildly embarssing that you did or B: mildly homo-erotic that you did. peace out fools, new season means new stats, this session no hit's on errors, and no f.c.'s count as hits so you better pine up, as keith would say.
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| Hey everyone the brown are kicking some big ass this year in the Mens E-League. We won our first game of the post-season last night, by beating so-low two weeks in a row. We are in top t-shirt form, and playing with our hearts and brown-eyes swelling. next week we play a double header, possibly even a triple header. And yes it will be "suit-night" for the second game so bring the kiddies to kolping softball park at 7:10 and 10:10 to see the brown try and win their first set of t-shirts, and the Mens E-league. see you all at the park next week, and I will try and have a new video up by friday.......check back for more info. you can still see the old one here www.browneyeallstars.com/video.htm
Peace im out,
B. Reynolds
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| Site is updated for da week, peep the video I made today with my NEW camera, that i fucking love. This friday is still my birthday, but we are going to have a party at Nick and Keith's house on Tuesday night so come one and come all over my face. If anybody wants to party call me this weekend. 513-260-4506. Send site suggestions to teaguedb@muohio.edu
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| Whole bunch of shit to tell you guys. First off Nick is working hard on doing your bio's while I am not. So if you want something funny on there about your self grab your own fist and ram it up your own ass. If we win next week's game we will finish the regular season in first place, and get a buy the first week in the tourney. Also the date for next week's game is 6/6/06 and it's at 6:10!!!!!!!!!it's a sign. I'm gonna dress like jesus just to keep the evil out of our asses. I looked up roller rinks and the BrownEye roller skating trip should be one hell of a time if we ever pick a date here's the info on the skatin place( on Grosebeck)
Skatin' Place. 3211 Lina Pl., Groesbeck. Family night: Wednesday, 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.; Friday, 7:30 to 10:30 p.m.; Saturday, 1 to 5 p.m. and 7:30 to 11:30 p.m. (513) 522-2424. Lastly i just bought a new digital camera, and hopefully it will be here before the next dress up game cause i'm making a b-eyes video. Also i will be 23 on June 9th (friday) so lets try and go canoing or something fun that weekend.........roller rink?
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| The brown is being sprayed all over town we are in first with a 5-1 record. The suprise player of the season, Rob wilson, his bat is on fire. Lots of site updates, fans page is done, links, photo pages are added, and all the current and previous shit-bags and players of the week have been updated. enjoy. peace burt.
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| Hey all, as you may or may not know I'am putting a lot of hours into making this website, and I love doing it. So tell some people about it and lets get this shit out amongst internet fucks worldwide. Anyway The Brown is going for the t-shirt this year and it shows. If anyone is interested, I want to shoot another music video just like the SUTN video on the video page. If anyone can suggest a song or just wants to be in it let me know, Im thinikng either funny like dressing up like knights and shitting on trees or something. Peace Burt.
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| Last night the Browneye allstars ten-run-ruled a team of fetuses that were only good for spraying plecenta across the filed and not base-hits. Check the news page for the entire write-up by the browneye's personal sports writer Peter Cuddlepants. There you will find player of the week, and shitbag of the week. Next week is team picture week so look silly as fuck and please be drunk this time
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| This tuesday the 4th we have a pratice game at 7:10, and the next tuesday our season starts. We should be getting schedules after this tuesday, but i will put it up on the site under the schedules page for any of you assholes that lose yours.
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| If anyone has any special scheduling needs let me, keith, or nick know soon the season is coming up and we want everyone to play again this year.
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| Kirby Puckett died toady, if anyone reading this does not know Kriby was my favorite baseball player all-time. I will never forget the 91' Series when he made that fucking catch in center against the wall, anyway post comments about Puck. R.I.P. Kirby
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| Hey assholes the site is really coming along email the link to every-motherfucker you know get the word out. The only bios done so far are doug, keith, nick, scott, and striny, they are offensive as fuck so enjoy. someone needs to write some mean shit about me, it's hard to do that about yourself, post it on here and i will put that shit up.
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This shit is tight, browneyes kick ass, now we can all be internet homo's together.
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